Marr picks out the B-side of a Smokey Robinson single, puts it on, and about an hour later they decide to form a band. The next time they meet, about a week later, they write The Hand That Rocks the Cradle and Suffer Little Children. They sit down and write two songs that will appear on the first album.
I’m not even joking with that comparison by the way.
He once went to watch Manchester United play and fainted because he thought George Best was beautiful.
He once went to a fairground too, but someone head butted him for no reason.
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Honestly, put whatever you want - marriage proposals, death threats, Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics. Order here All the best Martin Fitzgerald Hiya, Our book is now available everywhere! You can order it from the following places - Waterstones Rough Trade The Big Green Bookshop Amazon I’ll also be doing a number of events which, depending on where you live, you should probably attend. Taking a mate along for moral support, he boards the number 263 bus in Manchester, resplendent in his best clothes to try and make a good impression — vintage Levi’s, biker boots and a US-style men’s flying cap that sits back from a tinted quiff. Imagine seeing that on a bus in Manchester in 1982.‘Where’s he off to then?