I’m turning 30 in a few months, and I recently realized I’m now at the age I made a lot of promises about in the past.
, like all different kinds of foods and be willing to try – AND LIKE, GODDAMNIT – any kind of exotic food, not be pessimistic or complain, be loyal and honest, not be self-conscious about anything (… Do you sincerely think you can find all of this in one person? (Not that you’d be into her, since she’s athletic and toned and probably doesn’t have time for parachuting with all those babies in tow.) It’s this bad, and I haven’t even been on a date yet.
One day, scrolling through an online forum, she met Wayne Mays (not his real name) from the UK.
Mays is a romance scam-baiter, which means he hangs out on dating sites, posing as a naive love-seeker, with the goal of unmasking — and exhausting — confidence men and women.
they rarely check off “athletic and toned.” But you want someone who does these adventure sports and plays sports too and works out every day? And how are you going to find someone who is career-driven and is family-oriented and is beautiful who also has time to play sports as an adult and like hike around all the time and wrestle alligators? I do know girls who do that kind of stuff, but believe me most of them do not meet all these other criteria, including having the hot model appearance you desire. I don’t think you want this type of girl, if she even exists, because then she’d be too intimidating and you’d feel like she was overshadowing you and better than you at the things you do, and lord knows that would be a problem. (To work on that tan you demand, obviously.) Or pick, say, two of the major things you’re looking for.
Like, she has to be adventurous and beautiful, but it’s okay if she’s a waitress.